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ass rancher

a. one who ranches asses
b. jolly ranchers that have been sat on by one's own ass

a. The field of ass ranching is a very profitable one.

b. One day I wasn't paying attention and sat my ass on a jolly rancher. Now it's an ass rancher.

by snibey September 7, 2011

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turd rancher

A little known phrase for a homosexual person.

That palce was filled with a bunch of turd ranchers.

by Long Shoe Larry March 10, 2008

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crab rancher

Man or woman of ill repute who may have had pubic lice for a long time, to the point of them breeding. Can also be used for similar sexually transmitted diseases.

-"Dude, would you bang Lindsay Lohan without getting paid for it?"
-"No, man, I'd stay away from that crab rancher. She has the Crawford Ranch for crablice inside her jeans."

by Danny Fehlings October 27, 2007


turtle rancher

Noun; Someone who makes situations/moments awkward by interjecting into conversations inorder to make someone make an awkward turtle.

Guy: hey did you catch that Celtics game last night?
Guy2: No I...
Guy3: two midgets just stole my ice cream, so i killed them with an ice cream scooper!
Guy2: *makes awkward turtle
Guy: Dude you're a major turtle rancher.

by Tucker Sampson May 21, 2008


jolly ranchers

jolly ranchers are very good to eat.

the name can sometimes remind you of a gay farmer.

but thats ok, if you eat them your not gay.

mmmm, i love watermelon jolly ranchers. they feel good in my tummy.

by Sydnie the Hippie June 17, 2008

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Jolly Ranchers

Jolly Ranchers are a kind of candy that has tons of flavors. It has gummies, hard candy (original), popsicles, and more! They're my favorite candy, but I only like the hard candy kind because it's original and I think it's the better kind.

"I can buy you Jolly Ranchers as a treat for saving my life."

by Jolly_ranchers99 November 15, 2015

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jolly rancher

reffering to cough medicine in pill form - taken recreationally for the DXM causes you to "trip", also taken through normal cough syrup

i got them rainbow colors in my cup
jolly ranchers man this shit be good as fuck
thats the syrp mothafucker thats that syrp
-3 6 mafia

by bor December 17, 2004

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