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Something you say to your kids when your driving somewhere and they're irritating you.
Kids: fighting in back seat*
Dad: Stop Fooling Around, Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!
Kids: Silent*
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Reindeer Rearranging (n):
The rearrangement of artificial animal home-lawn holiday decorations into sexual positions whilst the owner of the property is unaware of the rearrangement. Usually at night in a “drive-by” scenario.
“Hey guys, wanna go reindeer rearranging tonight?”
“Sure! But no one is going to be able to top last year when we put that reindeer and Christmas pig upside down doin’ it doggy in that pine tree.”
Shuving your belonkedonk so far up somebody’s ass that it rearranges there organs.
Can I rearrange your organs big daddy.
Graydog was rearranging my kidneys last night. Could also be said Graydog rearranged my pennies last night.
An individual who absolutely obliterates their enemies mothers rectum.
Holy shit, Lachlan is the most insane rectum rearranger I've ever witnessed!
you fuck someone so hard you rearrange their organs! Yay
Person A: Holy shit please rearrange my organs 😍
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Adjusting one's bollocks to a more comfortable position from one's pocket. Also known as playing "Pocket billiards."
Give me a sec, I need to rearrange the formula.