i refuse to type any word

I refuse to type my definition

I re fuse to type-
I can't believe I'm the first one doing this!
I refuse to include the word being defined, "I refuse to type any word"

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make you an offer you can't refuse

1.make someone an offer and give them the choice of accepting and living, or refusing and dying. Taken from "The Godfather" trilogy.
2. Same as above, but instead of killing them, you take(kill) something or someone very dear to them.

The band-leader refused to let Johnny Fontane out of his contract, so Don Corleone made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

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Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER!

A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.

Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit

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definition refuser

when you send a definition to a publisher and it gets refused for no reason

you:I'm going to send a new word to urban dictionary.........urban dictionary responds:we have decided not to publish your word..........you respond:those fucking bastards at urban dictionary refused another of my words for no reason the editor can suck the jolly green giants cock till he bust's definition refuser

refuse to come back

a person who has already reached a higher levels of existence and ironically called "refuse to come back " because he actually can't

damn we be chillin last nigh and since than josh refuse to come back

REFUSE

Equals " Fuck no" Equals "Hell to the naw, Mother Fucker" Equals "Eat shit and die"

If ask or perceived anything that takes you off your course then you may refuse by answering with any of the aforementioned suggestions.

elevator refusal

The act of deliberately pushing the "close doors" button upon elevator departure to hasten the start and thereby stranding people on the floor. Usually done to avoid being in the elevator with someone you dislike.

Why did you take so long to attend the meeting ?
A simple case of elevator refusal, man !