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Shes the most beautiful person youd ever met shes bisexual she goes by she/her and shes the most comforting peroson irl she has a strict mom but she still copes with her alot and she is 100% waifu matierial tbh like bro this girl is so amazing and the most perfect human being irl youd love her sm tbh and she only dates guys named
: ward ONLY LITERALLY
shes a sweet teenager from The Middle East
and yea thats a small definition of a girl named rehab
Hey man look thats rehab over there
BRO REHAB LOOKIN HOT AFF TODAY
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When two junkies or alcoholics get together in rehab and have an "immediate deep connection and understanding of each other that nobody else has ever had with them". This often happens within days or weeks of entering rehab. They often take it beyond just rehab and go together after rehab. These relationships have approximately a 99% failure/relapse rate (of course we are the 1% says the two losers) and abuse, domestic violence and general disregard for others and their feelings is commonplace. Note that infidelity/cheating is common here as the rehabers have no regard for loved ones they have been with for years, who took care of them thru addiction and being abused by them and often paid large money and struggled to put them in rehab because they love them. They simply think of themselves and their loved ones are left shattered once again to pick up the pieces, again they don't care as long as they have their new boyfriend/girlfriend "once in a lifetime connection" and plenty of sex.
Rehab: Hi sir, I'm sorry to tell you that your wife has been kicked out of our rehab for getting caught having sex.
Husband: What!? No!! Please my heart is broken.
Rehab: I'm really sorry sir. She left with him today to go live with him and some other rehab grads.
Husband: (crying) Noooo! Can I at least get my money back I can barely pay bills?
Rehab: Sorry sir, she signed a contract and broke the rules. We tell them not to get involved with rehab romance as it is toxic but they rarely listen.
Husband: (gunshot) RIP... (Wife doesnt care enjoys sex with new addict boyfriend).
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Used by a celebrity and their PR flaks to excuse unseemly behavior/public embarrassment after โtreatmentโ at an expensive glorified spa for drug or alcohol misuse.
After treatment, Tiger Woods issued his rehab-pology relating to his Ambien and Vicodin use. Nike, Gatorade, AT&T, Buick and the PGA issued statements of support.
The expression used to describe the calculated and cynical attempt to control the public perception of a misbehaving celebrity by gratuitously sending them to a rehab center for the PR value alone.
(aka โrephabโ)
โ(insert celeb) just got caught cheating/drunk driving/making un-PC statementsโฆ better get them into reputation rehab!โ
Tiger Woods, Lindsay Lohan, Jesse James, Charlie Sheen, Britney Spears
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When you leave myspace for at least one week, which is relatively long for myspace frustrated bastard.
I wont take a myspace rehab. My momma wanted me to leave myspace and I said no, no, no.
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When slightly depressed due to boredom or general feelings of insignificance, visit numerous websites that allow you to rate tech products/vacation rentals/celebrity outfits. By giving them good ratings you will get a temporary sense of self-worth.
Friend: "Why did you give that hideous outfit 5 stars?
You: "It's my Ratings rehab. What hurt could it really do?"
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Rehab is a pretty chocolate girl who loves to laugh and make jokes. Whenever you need someone to take a nice picture she's there. She's extremely hard working and knows how to talk her shit. Whenever you need a laugh just call rehab and your wish is her command. Rehab is also as creative as can be and is a colorful person.
Need a photographer? Get Rehab (name) she's great.
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