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(noun) An inferior substitute for in-person schooling after it is cancelled, possibly due to a Pandemic or something.
Thanks to Coronavirus, my whole class switched to remote learning. Now every morning I watch my teachers through a gritty, laggy webcam and receive an inferior education, but I still get to pay the same ridiculously high tuition!
This action occurs while watching the DVR. As one fast-forwards through the commercials of their taped program, they accidently press play too soon--before the program has returned.
Declan fast-forwarded through the commercials of his favorite TV show, Breaking Bad, since he recorded it on his DVR.
While speeding by the ads at an alarming rate, he thought he saw Breaking Bad return and pushed play. Declan was wrong. He proceeded to do this two more times during the same commercial break. Declan needs to pace himself or he'll continue to experience premature remotation.
The movements you make with your hand when trying to get your tv to recognize your remote control.
All remote dances are different, but most involve twisting your hand around until the remote is almost upside down, thinking that for some reason that will help.
Last night i remote danced for like five minutes trying to turn the volume up.
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The act of mimicking a snow angel pattern,while lying in bed trying to find your remote contol.
too lazy to get up and unable to fing the remote,Gus started making remote angels.
The sweeping anger that overcomes someone when they cannot find the channel changer, causing them to spiral into a state of rage
It's best to steer clear of my alcohol father when he's having remote rage
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Getting not even a remote amount of work done, whether from the office or home.
"Where's the boss? She's totally ignored all my emails."
"She's probably remotely working from home today."
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another euphemism for masturbation
origins are thought to be from a certain night, when a horny 16 year old was pleasuring himself, and dropped the remote, breaking the back.
Nate: Dude, right before you came here i was totally breaking the remote
Chris: Sick
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