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the persona of a hick of well less than average IQ who was born out of snowy chicago winter in 1998 in order to strike fear in young coeds through the placement of phone calls. note: has a southern accent
coed: hello
hrg: hi, this is dave from heat repair
coed: uh huh
hrg: i gotta report yer heater's broke
coed: seems like its working
hrg: naw, its broke. i'll be out at 5:30 in the mornin to fix it.
coed: what?
hrg: you wanna freeze goddam it? 5:15 it is
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Any repair that is deemed unsafe by normal, sane people but will give you a passing grade at Wyotech.
Using Body Filler to build a new Quarter Panel is a Wyotech-Approved Repair.
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When a man is fucking a girl but his dick is too big, resulting in his penis getting stuck inside a girls vagina. they must then walk awkwardly to the garage, take out a chainsaw and saw his penis off at the point it enters the vagina.
Friend 1: hey where were you the past week at work? Boss is mad.
Friend 2: sorry i had to make a stuck elevator repair and ended up in the emergency room. i went from a jake to a 2 inch dick.
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Experts who can repair seepage or structural problems in an emergency.
After the storms my seepage got so bad I had to call the emergency basement repair company.
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HOH SIS Foundation repair and sister phrases like "The Joj" and "Do it all over again" come from a CS188 Youtube Poop called "No One Needs Foundation Repair" which manipulates a commercial for a North Texas based Foundation Repair company by the name of "Home Savers Foundation Repair" into a nonsensical shitpost about "HOH SIS Foundation Repair" the youtube poop has become influential especially for the Mirrored audio clips and references to the original video still appear occasionally in newer CS188 YTPs
`the house collapses`
Narrator: THERE IS NOBODY BETTER THAN HOH SIS Foundation Repair
When a piece of equipment malfunctions, the proper response is to kick it as soon as possible in the hope that it rectifies the problem.
How expensive the equipment is and the time it would take a technician to arrive, however short, are irrelevant.
It is usually only succeeds in worsening the problem, however, most techs appreciate the user trying at least some form of repair themselves. Hence, the rule.
McCoy: Chalmers, the transmitter is down again.
Chalmers: What were you doing?
McCoy: Trying to make a call.
Chalmers: Then what did you do?
McCoy: Emergency repair procedure #1
Chalmers: You kicked it?
McCoy: Yep.
Chalmers: Well, at least you tried something.
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A method of repairing an inguinal hernia in which the surgeon kicks the patient in the junk with such force and skill that the hernia is permanently repaired. The repair does not require anesthesia but the patient is generally in a coma for 6 to 8 months after the procedure. Also, for family planning sake, the patient is encouraged to save some "specimen" if they want and/or need to procreate.
The "Nut-Shot Hernia Repair" will be the ideal method of repairing this trauma patient's hernia.
Should we let him deposit a semen sample before the repair?
No, he's a trauma patient.
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