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Amazing at life root beer that comes in a sexual class bottle which makes the already amazing tast all the more delightful.
IBC also make the Cream Soda in the same handy class bottle.
This IBC root beer is very tasty
A&W Root Beer< Mug Root Beer < Barqs Root Beer < IBC Root Beer
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Mug root beer is an amazing soda. Even considered to be the best drink, but is tied with lean, thus nobody is sure which is the best drink. However, they have been wars and conflicts surrounding these two amazing drinks. So people argue that lean wins because it's the first drink to kill people out of its taste and the fact that if purple guy drank it he wouldn't come back in fnaf 26 in a wheelchair.
However, others argue about mug root beer. It was way older than "your mom gay" jokes existed, and the fact it's not actually beer means that anyone can drink it, and the fact it isn't a drug it mans it safe for everyone to drink. They also argue that lean is hard to make and the medience required is rare to find, but if you go to Walmart you just needed to go to the soda aisle and get the mug root beer. It's also cheaper than lean, meaning you can buy more at a cheaper expense.
However, both drinks are unhealthy. With the presence known as "addiction", it makes the user just drink more than the global consumption of bottled water. This led to hundreds if not thousands of deaths around the world. The addiction is now your new overlord, and it shall make you drink the drink you got addicted to.
But here is a new solution,
Why not combine them? Wouldn't that make it better?
MRB Fan: Bro mug root beer is the best drink there ever is!
Lean fan: No lean is you idiot.
The person who tried both of the drinks: They are all equally as good, and better than your silly argument.
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When your dad’s 2 liter of diet A&W pins down the throttle and simultaneously lodges behind the brake, causing rapid acceleration. This makes for a real bad time.
Did you see that accident? Yeah... rumor has it he got root beer throttled.
When a white girl has sex with a black guy
She just hit that root beer float
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When you give a girl laxatives to cause her to have diarrhea, flip her over so her ass fills with shit (root beer), and cum on top of the pool of of shit (vanilla ice cream)
Person 1: How did your date go with Sarah?
Person 2: It went great, we saw a movie then I gave her the Root Beer Float in my car
upon finishing the activity of an "upper decker" (shitting in the upper tank of someones toilet) you then dump an entire bottle of dishwashing soap in the tank and then flush the tiolet so the bowl fills up with bubbling shit water....
Tom pulled an upper decker on Bills shitter, and I finished it off making it a root beer float!
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When a man cums in a girls ass during intercourse. The mixture is pooped into a cup and the reciever pours it all over their chest.
Root Beer Float is Tim's specialty.