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A Ross is a sexy beast. Found mainly in lush green climates, some occasionally migrate to much colder areas. Feeds on take away and strawberry Yoohoo. When encountered, hug tightly, and don't let go.
Check out that Ross over there! Hubba Hubba!
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Ross:
An alien being that can aften be found at in locations of very high fun density. Otherwise, favoured habitat is forests or rivers.
A Ross looks human from the outside, but are obviously alien when you observe them competiting against humans in the wild where Ross's clearly outperform humans in all areas.
If you see a Ross, kiss it. They like that.
eg:
"daddy, is that person an alien? he's so much quicker than all the other runners in the race"
...."No son, he must be a Ross"
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Adj/N. Becoming so inebriated, traditionally off Smirnoff but any alcohol is acceptable, that you perform the following acts in successive weekends: 1. get your head slammed into a brick wall 2. nail a fat chick 3. make out with a 35 year old mom 4. fall down a stairwell with no injuries 5. get taken to the hospital because you are so drunk the cops think you're on drugs
I got rossed last night.
He wasn't drunk, he was rossed.
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A very handsome man with mysterious bright blue eyes. Has a way with stealing your heart and making it melt with his sweet words of affection. His smile gives butterflies to the girl with the green eyes. Hugs like a bear, kisses sweetly, and loves deeply. Caring and passionate. To sum it all up, a total sweetheart :)
I love you Ross
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When Something Is Straight Awsome To The Max.
"Seven forty-five, white on white, thats fuckin ross."
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A sweet caring boyfriend. He treats you like a princess even when you don't deserve it. He has those gorgeous blue eyes that will steal your heart with just one look. Always treat him right.
Your so Ross
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A really hot guy who loves World of War Craft and Star Wars. Ross is a guy who you can trust with your life. He is funny, doesn't care what other people think of him, and real. He doesn't try to be anyone he's not. Easy to fall in love with and just a caring person. You can never get bored with Ross even if your having a three hour conversation about nothing. He is really sweet and sensitive. He can commit to sports and other things, but not girls. You can have the best conversations with Ross. He gets drunk a lot and has really crazy and funny drug stories. You will be lucky to ever meet a Ross because they are hard to come across.
Girl 1: Do you see that really hot guy over there playing World of War Craft.
Girl 2: Yeah
Girl 1: Well, who is he?
Girl 2: Oh thats Ross. You should go talk to him. You will rarely meet someone like him ever again.
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