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Ross:
An alien being that can aften be found at in locations of very high fun density. Otherwise, favoured habitat is forests or rivers.
A Ross looks human from the outside, but are obviously alien when you observe them competiting against humans in the wild where Ross's clearly outperform humans in all areas.
If you see a Ross, kiss it. They like that.
eg:
"daddy, is that person an alien? he's so much quicker than all the other runners in the race"
...."No son, he must be a Ross"
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Adj/N. Becoming so inebriated, traditionally off Smirnoff but any alcohol is acceptable, that you perform the following acts in successive weekends: 1. get your head slammed into a brick wall 2. nail a fat chick 3. make out with a 35 year old mom 4. fall down a stairwell with no injuries 5. get taken to the hospital because you are so drunk the cops think you're on drugs
I got rossed last night.
He wasn't drunk, he was rossed.
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A very handsome man with mysterious bright blue eyes. Has a way with stealing your heart and making it melt with his sweet words of affection. His smile gives butterflies to the girl with the green eyes. Hugs like a bear, kisses sweetly, and loves deeply. Caring and passionate. To sum it all up, a total sweetheart :)
I love you Ross
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When Something Is Straight Awsome To The Max.
"Seven forty-five, white on white, thats fuckin ross."
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A sweet caring boyfriend. He treats you like a princess even when you don't deserve it. He has those gorgeous blue eyes that will steal your heart with just one look. Always treat him right.
Your so Ross
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A really hot guy who loves World of War Craft and Star Wars. Ross is a guy who you can trust with your life. He is funny, doesn't care what other people think of him, and real. He doesn't try to be anyone he's not. Easy to fall in love with and just a caring person. You can never get bored with Ross even if your having a three hour conversation about nothing. He is really sweet and sensitive. He can commit to sports and other things, but not girls. You can have the best conversations with Ross. He gets drunk a lot and has really crazy and funny drug stories. You will be lucky to ever meet a Ross because they are hard to come across.
Girl 1: Do you see that really hot guy over there playing World of War Craft.
Girl 2: Yeah
Girl 1: Well, who is he?
Girl 2: Oh thats Ross. You should go talk to him. You will rarely meet someone like him ever again.
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Ross; a kind yet introverted person. Nevertheless always strives to treat others with respect and kindness. Personally goes out of his way in order to help those around him and also talking things out with those who need it. At first they may seem to be quiet but their quite loud and talkative in reality.
It should also be noted that Ross can become insecure or out right down on himself just cause of how empathetic he can be towards others and their situations. So make sure to be supportive of him, even if it means giving him space to cool off of talking things out with him at times.
Ross is also a bit of a hothead when it comes to gaming, but he’s also quite chill at times, especially when he’s drawing or listening to music.
He might not be the tallest or the handsomest; heck he might not even be the brightest when it comes to social shit. But in the end of the day, when all is said and done. Ross is the greatest friend you can have, as he goes out of his way to help you. Knows when ur down and helps you out. Shares your heart ache and helps you cope. He even is willing to make the sacrifices others won’t for his friends. So if you have a Ross, don’t let go, or give them up. As a Ross like that is something you won’t find again; not ever in a thousand years.
Person A: “That person...he went out of his way to help me when everyone else was talking shit about me...who is he?”
Person B: “That guy? He’s Ross. To be honest he’s always like that not gonna lie”
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