When an IT professional has sex with someone more than twice their age while performing their official duties.
"Yeah, Todd helped old lady Thatcher on the seventh floor with her new login and gave her the dusty router right in her office!"
"Door open?"
"You know it."
This is what you call the router of someone on an online game who has very slow internet connection and therefore has high latency and lags a lot.
Gamer 1: Omfg I can't play with this delay. There is such much lag
Gamer 2: Nobody else is lagging its just you.
Gamer 3: Yeah you just have a wooden router.
having anal sex with a girl you just met at a club in the clubs restroom while giving her a swirly
Yo,bro I just went all roto router on that girl at the club last night
3π 3π
your grab your penis as a women has her fingers in her vagina as you both grasp each otherβs arms an work the arm back an forth leading to an orgasm
like i an another partner were vutching the other night using the vutch router
4π 10π
when you grab your penis and have someone work your arm as if they were jerking you off but they dont touch your penis
You wanna give me a dutch router?
8π 36π
The best router on the World of Games and Internet
Vivo Router
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A term usually used by Australians, to let someone know they are going to DDoS someone.
- Jack: OMG, you got so rekt! What's the score, 8-0?
-JC: Want me to Gabber on ye router mate you ain't gonna like it mate.