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Dusty Router

When an IT professional has sex with someone more than twice their age while performing their official duties.

"Yeah, Todd helped old lady Thatcher on the seventh floor with her new login and gave her the dusty router right in her office!"

"Door open?"

"You know it."

by Positive Control February 25, 2018


wooden router

This is what you call the router of someone on an online game who has very slow internet connection and therefore has high latency and lags a lot.

Gamer 1: Omfg I can't play with this delay. There is such much lag
Gamer 2: Nobody else is lagging its just you.
Gamer 3: Yeah you just have a wooden router.

by YYHeff January 13, 2011


roto router

having anal sex with a girl you just met at a club in the clubs restroom while giving her a swirly

Yo,bro I just went all roto router on that girl at the club last night

by bustahumphammer November 10, 2009

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


vutch router

your grab your penis as a women has her fingers in her vagina as you both grasp each other’s arms an work the arm back an forth leading to an orgasm

like i an another partner were vutching the other night using the vutch router

by delberto June 15, 2011

4πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Dutch Router

when you grab your penis and have someone work your arm as if they were jerking you off but they dont touch your penis

You wanna give me a dutch router?

by Bixer February 22, 2009

8πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Vivo Router

The best router on the World of Games and Internet

Vivo Router

by Daniel176 May 25, 2021

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Gabber on ye router

A term usually used by Australians, to let someone know they are going to DDoS someone.

- Jack: OMG, you got so rekt! What's the score, 8-0?
-JC: Want me to Gabber on ye router mate you ain't gonna like it mate.

by notalexfromorigin November 24, 2014