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Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
person1: them rubix cubes r hard arnt dey
person2: just like my dick!!!
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Wrong spelling of a toy cube made up of 27 smaller cubelets to make up a 3x3x3 cube. Usually solved by taking it apart with a butter knife and frustratingly putting it back together, peeling the stickers off and replacing them on their correct positions, getting an Asian friend to solve it or looking up online the "algorithms" needed to solve it which I think is bull crap.
Asian friend: "Turn LRL'R'UDUDLRUR and you'll solve the Rubix cube.
Me: You won't make any girlfriends. I guarantee you.
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Party in which every attendee must dress in six different items of clothing, which are each the colour of one of the sides of a rubix cube. Each colour may only be used once.
Party goers must then swap items of clothing until they are dressed in a single colour.
Sorry I missed your birthday; I rocked a Rubix Cube party last night.
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"It took awhile, but i ended up solving the most difficult puzzle in the world last night."
"and what was that?"
"Nature's rubix cube."
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sex that is so boring that you could solve a rubix cube during it.
girl to friend: omg i so had rubix cube sex with him last night
friend: what?
girl: it was so boring i could have just lied there and solved a rubix cube
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noun. A person that gets a rubix cube and tries to solve it all day. Failing. Never letting anyone else see it or do it...or teach them how to do it.
God did you see Eli? He's being such a Rubix Cube Whore today.
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when the images began to surface of Kim Kardashian after 'the Kim Kardashian breaks the internet ' P.R stunt and seeing what the actual contours of her body looked like without the use of photoshop i realised that you actually see better curves on a rubix cube
whist perched on tree with a set of binoculars in a security camera black spot outside the Kardashian household, an elderly stalker with years of experience in the pastime , or hobby as he likes to describe it. he thought he had struck gold when he noticed the bedroom drapes where left open just enough to observe Kardashians siloutte entering the room....he thought it was just a matter of time before she walked past the gap in the drapes and he got to gaze upon what the media had described as the most curvatious woman in the world. then and without prior warning what could only be described as a carbon blob covered in a substance resembling cottage cheese appeared through the the gap in the drapes. just before the gentleman in question died from 17 different types of shock he uttered the words...'what the hell is that thing? i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube'
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