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my boyfriend brought me 18 pink roses yesterday.
when you are 'sent' roses from the florist they are long stemmed roses and cost around $200. when you have a 'cheap' boyfriend he might stop at the store and get the roses near the check out line at Safeway. that is cheap.
My boyfriend brought me 18 lovely pink roses last night.
oh, i see Safeway roses!
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1. A secret society comprised of people owning a safeway club card that they regularly carry with them.
2. The largest, most powerful organization in the entire world.
Bouncer:I.D. please.
Society member: It's ok I'm part of the Safeway secret society (as he flashes his safeway club card).
Officer: do you know how fast you were going?
Society member: do you know I'm a member of the safeway secret society? (as he flashes his safeway club card)
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take the f out of safe and the f out of way
there's no f in way.
there's no effin' way.
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Sharp-dressed and savvy.
Don MacLean: Have you seen the suits Sweet James Bergener wears? That guy is cleaner than a Safeway chicken!
They rode us like a kid with a pocket full of pennies on a Safeway Pony.
the crossover of the compliments brand of safeway sobeys.
person 1: wow!! safeway sobeys own compliments?
person 2: yes its a brand
A depressed faggot. He’s a short gremlin mix but he’s very cool and nice. He’s a proud non wiper!
Dumb safeway bag/Cal: I don’t wipe
Everyone: DATE ME