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The practice of giving casual fellatio to a co-worker in the linen closet at work while on the time clock.
Brandy claimed she was downstairs doing inventory but the glistening beads of perspiration on her forehead and the little white pearl in the corner of her mouth told the truth: She was with one the cooks doing Salisbury Laundry.
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A small city in south west england which is crammed of BADMANS who think they are hard.
Most BADMANS hang out at the guild hall and smoke weed and play. They dont care about college and education as they are SALISBURY 2011 REPRESENTS. All they do is go to crap gigs and listen to crap music by 'I Met Nature' and 'Bury the Betrayer'
*in salisbury wiltshire*
Badman 1 (around 24) : yooo blud you got a quid i can nick for some baccy init?
Nerdy kid (around 10): no mr badman i dont.. do you not work?
Badman 2: yeah he does cuzzzyyyyyy he is lyk a FULL TIME BADMAN init.
Nerdy kid: you too are just salisbury fagss.. you probably suppport that i met nature band..
*BADMANS runs to the guild hall and tell all of his mosher friends to beat nerdy kid up :( *
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A random/bad infield hop made by a ground ball in the game of baseball or softball. Named after the softball fields in West Lafayette, Indiana, which are known for their propensity to produce bad hops due to having low maintenance gravel instead of actual dirt infields.
The fields are at the corner of Salisbury and Cumberland Avenues, and are unofficially known as the Salisbury Fields, though the official name is Arni Cohen Memorial Fields.
When it happens in your favor: "Yes, that was the Salisbury Hop we needed!"
When it happens against you: "God damn fucking Salisbury Hop cost us the game!"
A tourist-orientated town in the South of England, with a population of 50,000.
The young people of Salisbury can be divided into three main groups: pikeys, squaddies and the posh kids.
Salisbury's pikeys are the most visible group, usually seen roaming the town in packs. They are indigenous to the Friary and Bemerton Heath, but are known to go to McDonalds and Burger King in order to feed. Other popular points of congregation include Tesco Metro, Poundland and the Library Steps.
The squaddies are usually only visible on Saturday nights, trying to pick up 18-year-old posh girls in Whiterooms and fighting each other and pikeys. The rest of the week they are busy invading Third World nations, shooting people and feeling good about themselves for it.
The posh kids spend most of their time either at one of the town's two grammar schools or at one of the copious private schools. At these institutions they learn how to vote for the Conservative Party as well as the art of banter. In their spare time they drink tea in Starbucks or Nero, or smoke undersized spliffs in the Cathedral Close. At the age of 18 or 19, almost all posh kids emigrate to "classier" (read: preppier) locales such as Oxford, Cambridge and Exeter. The Guild Hall Steps are a meeting point for posh kids with identity crises and lack of direction in life.
Don't fucking go to Salisbury Wiltshire.
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An institution located on the Eastern Shore of Maryland known for its parties.
Salisbury University students are known to pregame harder than most people party.
Also characterized by its campus police, who are also known as douche bags
Salisbury University kids pregame harder than most party.
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The act of eating out your girl's ass.
Mike was famished and told his wife that tonight he wanted Salisbury Steak, which prompted her to sit on his face.
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A place where keldog grew up Salisbury North might be the most derro suburb in Adelaide along with Davoren Park Cunts have scraps at the local Maccas every night and palm dog shows up and roll cunts. One time Palm got arrested for skeeming in the streets of Salisbury North. Don't walk the streets at night one time i was at a mates in Salisbury north and gor rolled for my Kathmandu and entays by about 7 eshays including Burtdog
Salisbury North is a shithole cunt my house was burnt down last week you dog