1. The act of plowing your way through a bunch of scene kids at a lame concert out of sheer boredom.
"Man, that show last night was so boring, I took the scenic route all the way to the front just to tell the lead singer how much they sucked."
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noun. An impressive or beautifully natural penis.
I was suckin that cock and it was fa sho a scenic penis I tell ya the cum come blobbin out like gangbustas and all was like Hudson River school paintin nah mean
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The act of driving on less travelled back roads and neighborhood streets to avoid cops. Done when the driver is drunk, or has warrants, or has a hit out on him.
Guy 1: Man I was sooo wasted last night. My gf was still sleeping when I got home thank god.
Guy 2: You drove drunk!? Stupid move man you get pulled over for a DUI and they pull all your warrents you are FUCKED
Guy 1: Dont worry mate I know to take the scenic route home.
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Being lowered from an operation crane down a canyon wall while antagonised meat ants are released intermittently through a funnel into your anus, and then guffing them out into an open flame upon reaching the ground to be placed into a pepper grinder.
Dude, get your crane license already so you can give us a scenic rim job!
"Patricia was hospitalised after her scenic rim job", said Frank Frankfurter.
"Wow, that Pacific rim-job gave me the mumps!" said Frank numbly, while staring into the hollow abyss of his soul.
I had to arrange a carer for my grandmother to make time for my scenic rim-job.
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The god of boats lives in minecraft. He makes stream until he disappeared he checks on his discord. nut then he just disappeared. we made a grave for him. our lord scenic wont come back to stream.
Hello everyone
Scenic is boat god
Boat god scenic is boat god
ready for the raid?
a place to go where there seem to be no logical or desirable solution
Jerome: SURELY lets watch Captain Marvel?
Daniel: nah rather take the old b fus scenic route
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1a. to have sex in a parked car
b. to go to the scenic look out and check out a whole 'nother view
We went to Lover's Lookout and we scenicated in the bed of my truck even after it started raining.