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1. To sit or lay down and not move while being incredibly intoxicated.
2. Being worthless for an extended period of time while your friends are actually doing something.
3. Being a piece of shit and not moving with a bag of cheetos in one hand and a hot McChicken in the other hand.
"Hey Doc, quit blobbin and get your fat ass out of that chair and socialize."
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The act of lounging to the point of physical transformation into a boneless entity defined as a 'blob'. Eliminating the desire to exercise, move, or otherwise exert oneself, save for eating and possibly going to the restroom.
"After the show, Frank and I sat on the couch in the lobby and started blobbin' out"
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Is when a straight sports commentator is so enamored with an athlete that you can physically hear the commentators voice garbled due to the athletes penis in their mouth..live on air.
I cannot believe Chris Collinsworth was blobbin’ on QB Josh Allen so much last night during the game. I’m pretty sure in Mississippi that’s still a felony.
"The act of buying desserts for 10, when you're only one
The state of being managed by an incompetent boss that picks their nose and resembles a blob when seated.
Person 1: Hey! How's it going?
Person 2: Blobbin'. (with an eyeroll)
Person 1: Sorry to hear! Hope he pops soon.
A cretin with a large superiority complex, unable to communicate with the opposite sex without experiencing involatile sexual arousal.
I can't believe you just jizzed on her, you're such a blobbin.