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When you take a straw and stick it in a gay guys ass and he farts and the dirty fuck on the other end of it sucks that schlumpe right in there.
Justin Young takes the rotten straw and takes in the sweet taste of Can mans schlumpe.
Dude you look like a fuckin schlumpe.
When you like someone so much but they don't know it because they are already in a committed relationship.
Bruh. He’s perfect. I’m schlumped.
The action of being so bored that you have slumped over in a chair.
She gave me head last night that was so relaxing, that i schlumped.
Schlumping is what happens when the structure of an object, or theoretically a person or animal, partially collapses, resulting in an awkward lean or tilt.
Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".
Every morning at six Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a borphin to fix. His borphin is schlumping and he must unschlump it before the next night.
Papa Schlump is the best character from Smurfs. He is extremely handsome, and very wise. He is old, but he would be a good sugar dada. If I were you, I would have him as your favorite character.
x: “who is your fav character from Smurfs?”
Y: “Papa Schlump duh!”
When you fall asleep dropping a fat log
I fell asleep dropping a fat log on the toilet, I schlumped homie.
Fucked up to max, but still aware of actions
That backwood got me schlump as hell