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When a woman sticks her pinky nail up a guy's asshole during sex to both shock and stimulate his prostate. Some keep the nail sharpened for greater pain effect.
Dude 1: You got suzie home last night what happened
Dude 2: I was plowing her and then outta nowhere she scorpion'd me
Dude 1: Then what?
Dude 2: I punched her in the face
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One of the coolest badass characters in videogames. Scorpion is a yellow garbed ninja from Mortal Kombat who possesses the ability to shoot kunai spears from his hand and drag opponents to him.
Famous for his "GET OVER HERE!" command in the first MK game. Added "C'MERE" and "GET OVER HERE BITCH" and the rarely heard "GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!" All voiced by Ed Boon.
Scorpion spears Liu Kang "GET OVER HERE"
kang is dragged backwards.
Scorpion hits him with a second spear "C'MERE"
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A prank to play on an unsuspecting male friend. When they least expect it, you silently approach them from behind, and thrust your entire arm through their legs and reach up towards their face, thus cradling their junk with your bicep. At the same time, you must yell "Scorpion!", and watch as they freak out.
I gave Josh the Scorpion, and he totally wigged out and jumped 3 feet in the air.
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In gymnastics, to land face-first with your heels over your head.
I did a faceplant today!
Yeah? Will i did a scorpion!
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That chick that always goes for the drunkest guy in the room.
And usually sleeps with him to get back at her imaginary boyfriend.
That bitch Rachel is a scorpion
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where one inserts the thumb into the vagina and the index finger into the anus and squeezes them together
Nick gave Shelly the Scorpion on Easter Sunday
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Arachnids with lobster-like pincers and tails bearing stingers. Scorpions have existed for a long time (the oldest known fossils are 400 million years old, and some early scorpions were much bigger than those of today - the fossilized Brontoscorpio and Gigantoscorpio are estimated to have been a metre long each in life). Scorpions possess a pair of feather-like forms under their stomachs which they use to 'feel' the ground for vibrations which could tell of nearby predators or prey. When mating, the male scorpion grasps the female by the pincers, deposits a 'package' of sperm onto the ground and then pulls the female over it, so she can lower herself and absorb it through an opening in her body. Despite their fearsome reputation, scorpions are not all dangerous. In fact many, like the Emperor Scorpions from West Africa and Black Forest Scorpions from Asia are harmless. A way of determining as to whether a scorpion may be dangerous is to look at its pincers. Harmless scorpions like Emperors and Black Forests have large strong pincers and relatively small tails. At the other end of the scale are the dreaded Fat-tail Scorpions, which have small, slender pincers and large muscular tails which can drive their deadly stingers through shoes. Scorpions exist in tropical, desert and scrubland environments.
Emperor Scorpions, Redclaw Scorpions, Black Forest Scorpions, Egyptian Gold Scorpions - all harmless, as I can assure you since I've kept them as pets in the past.
I'd just like to mention Spike, the grandmother of my family of Emperor Scorpions (now sadly all deceased). RIP Spike.
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