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When u do a favor for someone when it's implied that u are gonna get a happy ending for ur good deed
Jared did a Seabiscuit Racecar for Angie ehe he moved her camp for her
When a woman sits on a mans face and rides his mouth either via the pussy or arse or both
Girl: omg im taking him home and im gonna ride his face to the finish line like seabiscuit!!
Boy: damn she sat on my face and rode me like seabiscuit, i thought i was gonna suffocate!!
I was swinging in the Atlantic. And I saw a turd. It was a Seabiscuit.
A *Seabiscuit* is high-spirited yet useless Jockey oriented worker at any and all horse stables.
Did anyone see *Seabiscuit*?
No, wasn't that a movie?
Yeah but it's our friend who comes to the stables each weekend when noones around to see and messes with the ponies
Oh, yeah that guy just peeves me but I'm to relaxed to bother reporting him
I would but I reckon he may actually have a clue about what he's doing
Both become friends with said useless and annoying Jockey type character
The end
A sexual act in which you lay in a bathtub full of water and have a prostitute takes a shit on you while you take in the Pungent Sound.
At a $1,000 that Seattle Seabiscuit was worth every penny.