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session

1. (sess-ee-own) A session is the time period that someone "beats the meat" for enjoyment.

"Dude I had a session last night and went twelve rounds!"
translation:
"Dude, I mastrubated last night and ejaculated a dozen times!"

by Pedro Johnson June 8, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Session

another word for "scenes put together" used for skateboarding, snowboarders, photographers etc.

For skaters and snowboarders it means more or less the same as go snow/skate/boarding.

For photographers it means taking several pictures of stuff, often the same thing, like taking several pictures of a skateboarder.

skate: lets have a night session tonight

photographer: lets make a photo session

by spydaman April 3, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Session

a period of time during which a group of bboys meet to practice their moves and battle one another.

May be done by themselves.

Yo, so what'd you do this weekend?
Damn, me and a whole bunch of bboys had a HUGE ass session down at the park.

by richie chan October 3, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sessioning

To go out and own everything in your path...Sessioning is when you go explore a specific thing or place, chill, and just post/stay there.

Me: Yo G lets go sessioning, im bored.

G: Alright dude, lets session The Grand Hotel up ahead.

by Brian Owner April 28, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


sessions

to physically discipline your female with hand and/or foreign objects in order to correct improper behavior. Females usually bring "sessions" upon themselves for not listening.

So I came back to the doublewide and just wanted to sit down and drink some budweiser, my old woman started making a racket, so in order to calm her down, we had a "session"

by cynderacid April 27, 2003

11๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


session

Could also be used as a noun to describe the amount of weed you have grinded up for a particuclar smoking occasion (could also be called a session)

"Man I've only got like a .1 left in this session. I'll hit you on a bowl tommorow don't worry"

by BakedGood420 January 24, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


session

To do something for a long time. Used as gangsta slang by me!

Yo you coming to session the swings?
Iv been sessioning that road for years!
Hey you wana come session my bike?

by Anon September 2, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž