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Aw lawd, i sharted on the lawn and used it as bait to catch deer
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a cross between a fart and a shit; where u've intended to fart but u shit in your pants instead.
Little Boy: Daddy, I've sharted on my pants! I had only wanted to fart.......
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Shit and Fart combined to make the word Shart.
In my school some one wrote Dude I Just Shart on the bathroom wall.
And two times in my school I walked into the bathroom and saw Sharted boxers thrown in a corner, the bathroom was later closed off and cleansed.
When You Eat a lot of Taco Bell and Fart and also discover that you shit your pants.
Everybody has Sharted at least once or twice in there lifetime.
Don't lie you have Sharted yourself one time.
People who Shart themselves tend to smell like Aquil
Duded I Just Shart.
Chuck Norris Just Shart Your Pants.
While Kyle Was Jacking Off He Shart His Pants.
Timmy Got Exited About Christmas And Shart Himself.
When Alex Was Having Sex He Shart his pants And His Girlfriend Left Him.
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when one feels a fart coming about, and then lets loose and some shit comes out with it. one may make a disgruntled face, or sometimes a groaning/grunting noise. otherwise, then one waddles back to ones house because of amount of shit in ones pants, it looks something of a waddling, zombie type walk.
dude lets go. wait. what? damn, i just sharted.
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Noun: The combination of the solid waste and gas excreted from the anus simultaneously.
Verb: The act of excreting shit and gas while farting!
The origin of the word "shart" is credited to L. Crowley (1986) after observing her brother excrete a little extra something along with his explosive gas after after a night of endulgence at the turkey testical festival.
Holy Crap! The idiot just sharted!
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a cross between a shit and a fart. A 'wet fart' with lumps
in it is considerd a "SHART" .
I just had a shart. Where's the nearest bathroom so's I
can wipe my ass and flush my gynch down the toilet.
I just sharted. Does anyone have
some asswipe?
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when you fart and some shit accidentally comes out
Dud, I just sharted....I gotta go home and change my underwear.
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