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when he/she sucks in a persons entire genital girth. you know this happend when your genitals feel like they have been stuffed hastily into a pool vacum followed by a slurpy "thlump" noise. After this greedy display of "wanting of the Cock/beaver", you can actually feel the persons molars grind away at you naughty bits.
This wanna be slut tried to shmeat me but all that got her was a broken jaw.
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Something you say when inviting someone to meet up to suck your meat.
Hey girl you wanna shmeat up at your grandma's house?
Someone you are cool with but lowkey you know they have a small penis
Liam: Yooo shmeat boye
Person: Yo whats up man
someone with a very small penis, compared to the size of a baby’s. used as an insult of a prepubescent kid.
You see Tyler over there, i bet he has a baby shmeat.
(Noun) Market that deals in the buying and selling of shmeat.
I lost my shmeat so I must run down to the shmeat market.
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when a guy has a small penis which is all crusty,scabby and rotting
hannah:i almost fucked callum last nite
dylan: why didn't you
hannah: hes got a fucking shmeat loaf
dylan:ewwww
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when something is dog shmeat it is bad
that’s dog shmeat my guy
used negatively