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The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.
Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.
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A title or phrase used to describe a persons appearance as being very unkempt and cheap (not "tight on money" cheap, but "has no money" cheap.)
Skanky people can be walmart shoppers, however; not all walmart shoppers can be skanks, often times lacking the sluttiness that is required.
Sean: Hey dude look at that chick. I betcha I could tap that.
Jon: Yeah, you probably could, but why would you want to? She looks pretty ragged and poor.
Sean: I dont know, im horny and she looks easy.
Jon: dude, shes a fuckin Walmart Shopper... look at her!
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Used to describe a person who stands in the checkout queue while sending their friends/children (ergo: satellites)to get the items they wish to purchase.
I couldn't believe that bitch with the three friends stood in front of me in the checkout line, while they went off and brought back all the things she wanted to buy. So rude!
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when you go shopping a lot and when you try on a lot of shirts and then look in the mirror...your hair is all messed up
I got Shopper's Hair because i was in a hurry to try on all the shirts in that store, now i really need a brush
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A "Hype Shopper" is someone that blindly buys whatever item/s are popular at that point in time. These types of shoppers are considered to be the "Perfect Shopper", because the companies can control these types of people so easily. Hype Shoppers tend to have the personality of a (Conformist). Which basically follows the guideline "If everyone else is doing it, and I do it, then I'm cool for being the same as everyone else." This causes them to not have their own well established personalties, but rather pick and choose what to BE based on the current Trends. Hype Shoppers also tend to buy name brand items over cheaper generics; because name brand items are considered a "Status Symbol."
A good example of a "Hype Shopper" can be found with the sales of Apple's iPhone PDA. Apple used various media sources such as TV, Radio, and the Internet to create a Buzz around the unknown device. It was promoted as a Must-Have. Apple was so good at this, that Hype Shoppers were more then willing to wait in long lines, spend excessive amounts of money, and deal with numerous service issues; all for the chance to own the so-called "Jesus Phone". Even though the device was unknown at the time in it's performance and offered most of the same features that could be found on PDA's that were being sold for half the price. Some customers spent thousands of dollars on early Termination Fees, iPhone sales off of auction web sites like Ebay, on top of wireless carrier activation fees and contracts. In the end, all because a company was able to control these customers like a dog on a leash. Even after many customers had their phones fail after unlocking them And/Or downloading Firmware updates, these customers still waited in the rain to buy the iPhone 3G.
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People who have an unrealistic expectation of an appropriate timeline for delivery of a product from a small company due to amazon’s 2 day shipping.
The fussy Amazon shoppers attack the comments of ineverheardofyou’s Instagram to get revenge for the outrageous shipping time
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to search desperately on the carpet for any drug trace to get high off of.
I learned this term in drug rehab. Some people just cant stop getting high and they run out of crack, they are addicted so they search on the carpets to find little pieces just to get that high. Thus the term "carpet shoppers" is know in an addict's world.
Emily - "What are you doing on the floor?"
John- "I just really need some crack right now so i'm looking for pieces i could have dropped!"
Emily - "Oh John, you are such a carpet shopper!!!"