shoveling

to purposely try and have sex with women that are so ugly their face looks like it was beat with a shovel. This is done usually because shovels are easier than normal girls and have better bodies than fat girls.

john : "hey dude that girl you got with last night was straight wounded!"

paul : "every day im shoveling!"

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Shoveled

When you are transparent with a bitch that you are not looking for anything serious (nor are you in a position to emotionally commit) and dis bitch does not want to recognize; yet continues to pursue yo fine ass and ends up covered in dirt.

I told her that i just wanted to fuck, but she wanted to cuddle every night...that bitch got shoveled.

shoveling

To spoon hardcore

"so me and Ace were shoveling so hard last night"

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shovel

A Man who eats alot of food and also this friends food if he gets the chance

Brad: Damn the foods filled me up....
Richard:Well I'll have that then....
Brad: Your such A shovel Richard

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Shovel

A weapons to defend against children

i just beat my kids with a shovel
cool

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Shovelling

The act of spooning as enacted by fatasses.

Dude, I just walked in on your fatass parents shovelling!

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Shoveling

the act of raping something.

Most people say shoveling is illegal, but rapists don't see why hobbies are banned by the government.

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