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A feeling in your stomach that causes a person to puke and shit themselves at the same time, usually brought on by a stomach bug or food poisoning.
After eating some bad seafood, Jonny was in the bathroom all night with the shukes. It wasn't pretty.
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When you find yourself in the ill-fated situation where you are shitting and puking at the same time, periodically having to choose which should go in the toilet. This is usually due to food poisoning, but may be caused by other illnesses or excessive alcohol intake.
"Major shuke-fest all over the bathroom last night after I ate those crab wontons."
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An outdoor shopping center consisting of grocery shops, cafes, clothing stores etc.
typically doing in Israel
“The tourist visited the shuke in Jerusalem”
A state whereupon you must shit and puke simultaneously, thereby rendering each task impossible until the desire to shuke dissipates.
I drank myself stupid, I was on the porcelain throne at 3am holding a bucket and trying not to shuke.
Shit and puke at the same time.
That bitch kicked me in the taint so I shuked myself
When you poo and be sick at the same time.
"OMG i was so wasted last night, i shuked in a park"
Guy 1 "Was that a fart or was it just sick?"
Guy 2 "No, i accidently shuked"