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Shukes

A feeling in your stomach that causes a person to puke and shit themselves at the same time, usually brought on by a stomach bug or food poisoning.

After eating some bad seafood, Jonny was in the bathroom all night with the shukes. It wasn't pretty.

by jonnywells February 20, 2010


Shuke

When you find yourself in the ill-fated situation where you are shitting and puking at the same time, periodically having to choose which should go in the toilet. This is usually due to food poisoning, but may be caused by other illnesses or excessive alcohol intake.

"Major shuke-fest all over the bathroom last night after I ate those crab wontons."

by shukefest May 22, 2010


Shuke

An outdoor shopping center consisting of grocery shops, cafes, clothing stores etc.

typically doing in Israel

The tourist visited the shuke in Jerusalem

by Mbslayer123 July 20, 2018


Shuke

Shuking is when you are shitting and puking at the same time

Man i feel so sick i ferl like im gonna "shuke"

by Rogypoo May 01, 2019


Shuke

A state whereupon you must shit and puke simultaneously, thereby rendering each task impossible until the desire to shuke dissipates.

I drank myself stupid, I was on the porcelain throne at 3am holding a bucket and trying not to shuke.

by the odd house October 22, 2010


Shuke

When you are taking a shit and you puke at the same time

I just shuked last night

by Brandon ihloff November 10, 2019


Shuke

Shit and puke at the same time.

That bitch kicked me in the taint so I shuked myself

by That_funny_guy September 06, 2022