Priory of Sion

Made famous by Dan Brown's book "The Da Vinci Code". The orginization was created as a fraud in the late 1960s, though it continues to exist as a myth.

"Did you know Isaac Newton led the Priory of Sion"
"Dude, that ain't real"

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Jungling Sion

Its when you charge across the room and jump and cum on your girlfriend while screaming like Sion ulting

- I just did a Jungling Sion on my girlfriend last night
- Thats so fucking cool bro

Priory of Sion

The Priory of Sion was/is a brotherhood that keeps/kept an ancient secret concerning the heritage of Jesus Christ and The Holy Grail. They established the Knights Templar and cherged them with excavating the site under Herod's Temple in search of the grail itself.

He was the leader of the Priory of Sion.

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Fu-Sion

Seventh son of Seventh son-Child destined to life of pain and misery with no start and no end

fu-sion thou art and fu-sion thou shall remain

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Chem-sion

its a mixture between chemistry and sexual tension between a boy and a girl, but both party dont act on their desires

two friends boy and girl;
wold like to become more then friend. so they have a chem-sion

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sion mon

Monobrowed Welshy, so called because he comes from Shir Fon, the same place as the business teacher - see Eagle Eddy Je Pi

Tisio smac?

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Sion Meat

Referring to Notre Dame de Sion in Kansas City, Missouri. This is what the St Teresa’s girls call them during rival games yelling their famous chant.

“What do we eat, what do we eat??”
“SION MEAT, SION MEAT!!!”
“HOW DO WE LIKE IT, HOW DO WE LIKE IT??”
“RAW RAW RAW”