Slow

A non-existant drug that is the opposite of speed, whose effects include: delayed reactions, randomly falling alseep, lack of motivation and or movement, and feeling as if you are living in slow motion.

A: Dude, I thought she was about to OD on slow, it took her 5 minutes to answer my yes or no question!

B: Shit man! That's bad! I need some slow, I've been way to productive lately.

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slow

Not fast (yeah I know thats a pathetic definition)

See also AOL, telstra, Canadian and George Bush

This Internet connections is as slow as a Canadian Mountie

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slow

1. not fast
2. euphemism for stupid

1. I hate fuckers that drive slow in the fast lane.
2. Well, Forrest is just a bit slow.

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slow for that

It's not going to happen; I/we ain't gonna do it; I ain't with it; Not doing something for or with somebody due to circumstances

Boy: Yo bro, we out to the store
Friend: How much you gonna give me ?
Boy: Seventy five cents
Friend: Slow for that

that’s slow

That is not a move. unlikely something is gonna happen

Boy: yo shorty, can I get your number

Girl: that’s slow

Slow

Slang for not happening. Usually used in ghettos or places like Job Corps facilities because of the low income.

1. It's slow for your dumbass.

2. You wanna have sex with a girl at job corps? It's slow because the clap is passed out like candy on Halloween.

3. It's slow for your high school diploma.

SLOW

"Smoking lofts of weed"

Dumbass: Dam foo, you fucken slow!
Me: Yeah! 😁
Dumbass:???
Me: Smoking lots of weed!!!😂