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1. "Smashed Bag of Assholes" is phrase used in a figurative manner to describe something that is disgusting as fuck, such as crumpled up paper bag full of prolapsed anuses.
2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.
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Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.
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Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!
You climb butt naked to the the top of a couch that has been tipped on its end or a ladder or similar elevated perch, jump, spread your ass
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.
I met a girl at church last week. I finally got the nerve to ask her on a date tuesday night. It went well...skeet shooting....mexican buffet ...flying asshole smash.
There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!
I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!
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an asshole thats been fucked by 8 dicks at one time and its all prolapsed and shit
I feel like a bag of smashed assholes
An awful smell, or when something or someone stinks.
Did you shower today , cause you smell like a Barrell full of Smashed Assholes