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Contrary to popular belief, southerners are not ignorant, drunken hicks that live in trailer parks and eat possum as shown by Dukes of Hazzard and Kevin Federline. Most southerners are well educated and have a strong sense of moral value. And no, not all of us talk like Forrest Gump. Southerners are perhaps the most badass variety of Americans there are and in short, we basically own everything.
Northerner: Haha man that southerner sure is a redneck.
Southerner: Yeah why don't you go practice falling down; I'll be there in a minute.
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- I'm not going to lie... all of my family is from the North, but I was raised in the South.
- "Southern Comfort" is a bunch of lies. Sure Southerners are hospitable, if you're White, Protestant, and from the South. If you don't fit this description you will be subject to the same prejudice as everyone else.
- The North won... thank God! If not, we'd all be chewing tobacco, hanging Confederate flags, and lazy as hell.
* The South will never rise again, accept it and dont' hate on the Northerns who work hard, are prosperous, and have an open mind.
The Southerner is a racist, lazy, prejudice, unaccepting, like to shoot things, wear camo, spit tobacco, and worship the Confederate flag.
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Particularly the inhabitants of the southeast,n.carolina, s.carolina, georgia, alabama, missippi, tennesee, missouri anywhere else it is proper to say ya'll etc.texas is not included texas a.k.a= mexico substitute.The epitamy of everything wrong in the world. Hate for the southeastern part of the united states is an understatement. This is where idiots reign supreme and anyone half a brain can lead these people. Where everyone elses tax-dollars go to people who pay the least. If you are not white,baptist and a racist you will not fit in! A place where a fake cloud of moral superiority blinded by social irresponsibility go hand in hand. A people of few words and then the words that happen to come in the form of a partial, gramatically incorrect sentence make you wanna slap these dumb-mother fuckers in the face. A place where you do not eat ethnic foods, not because they don't have them but they bland everything thing to their palette example: chinese food, fried rice will be called just rice, lo mein will simply be noodles, Italian food everything will have to taste like chef boyordee and don't dare put garlic in it or herbs it is considered an evil witch brew. Polish and german food don't even try a brat/sausage will be a hotdog, if you even say the word saurkraut their heads will cock sideways like that look a retarded dog gives you. Beer will usually be a piss tasting domestic; miluakees beast light/ Pabst or the redneck fav Nattie Ice. Cigarettes will be 100's to the southerner they think they are getting more for their money and usually doral's or liggets or someother amonia tasting off-brand. ideaology how the world works is that they want lower taxes which they get and a social system that pleases them. they usually bitch about their healthcare(the worst) and then complain about taxes. Will defend their decisions to the end like a con on death-row. example: voting in the worst president in the history of the United States and supporting his war of Scare-or. Please if you are from the south stay there in your pit of wallow, we do not want your ideaology anywhere else.
"The southerners must be stopped. I suggest a second civil war but this time we keep the their asses away for good it would be horrible but sometime's you got to cut off a leg to save the whole body."
" Republican "
Living in an alternate reality."
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Since I am a southerner I'll give you a REAL defintion.
Many believe that we are rednecks ,white trash ,and a hick.
I for one am not, and many people that I know are not. See I have ALL my teeth, and I have no country accent what so ever. My friends call it an American accent. I have a fucking education thank you very much. In no way am I racist. I hate country music. I'm more into metal and Deftones, Team Sleep. I don't believe that the south will rise again, and many people here think that will never happen. We lost for a GOOD reason. Plus it was 1861 to 1865 way before our lifetimes. Yes, we say y'all what else are you surpposed to say? Ihr?(German for you pural.) GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
The south is a very good place to lice. If you northerners can stand the heat.
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"Southerner" is a term used by misguided "northerners" to summarize anyone living in the southeast territories of the United States in states such as Virginia, Alabama, or Georgia.
Most of those who would use the word southerner would think that anyone living south of Maryland is inbred, retarded, and racist. For the most part, this is completely and utterly *untrue*. Racism is an uncommon thing in most areas, the majority of peoples living in the south having left behind that narrow minded view. As for southerners being inbred, one would have to believe that incestual acts simply halt at the state boarders between the north and south. While "inbreeding" within the human populus does happen, it is widespread and not centralized in the south.
While the ratio of high school graduates to drop-outs is marginally lower in the south compared to the north, there is a larger number of college graduates. This may be contributed to the fact that there are more job opportunities in the northern states and a slightly larger population. Overall, a southerner is the same as any other citizen of this grand country. To think that anyone of the same nationality as your own is lesser than you simply because they live in a different area is indeed incompetent and most definitely retarded.
By-the-by, I live in the south and I'm proud of it. So if any of you reading this want to call me a hick, go ahead. I don't care. Just remember that the Man Upstairs is watching and listening to all that you say and do.
Samuel: "Damn that guy's stupid. He must be a southerner."
Bill: "Nope, he's from New York."
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Badass country folk from the bottom of the US
-Country Music
-Pickup Trucks
-Honky Tonks
-Cajun Fried Food
Damn...them southerners make good ass food.
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any person who are from the states of virginia, north carolina, south carolina, alabama, georgia, florida, tennesee, mississippi,texas,louisiana, and arkansas. Contrary to popular belief of ignorant yankees who only visit certains parts of the south the south is the most populated region in the U.S. followed by the West coast.So lets do a comparison so the yankees can see the difference or make them more jealous of us.
Georgia- one of the fastest growing states of the u.s. home to the 9th most populated metro area in the U.S. Atlanta with a metro area of 5.1 million ppl and growing also home to CNN which all you yankees watch to find out whats going on with the world.
Texas- the 2nd most populated state in the u.s. behind california also contains 2 major cities that are in the top 10 largest cities and in the top 10 largest metro areas.
Virginia- started southern culture and american culture as a whole. Home to most concentrated army, naval, and air force bases in the whole U.S. and the world so if u wanna serve uncle sam nine times out of 10 you yankees gon be stationed in Virginia.Also started Aol which all you yankees use. Only 5 metro areas in the U.S. have more fortune 500 companies than the Richmond metro area. Hampton roads the largest natural ice free harbor in the world.
North Carolina- a major financial and banking institution in the U.S. also another fast growing southern state in the recent u.s. census it over threw new jersey to become the 10th most populated state. What wait isn;t Jersey a northern state hmmmmmm.
Mississippi- even though its one the most poorest states in the u.s. they still are the No.1 most giving state when it comes to charity good example of southern hospitality.
Florida- sometimes and sometimes not included as southern but none the less its the 4th most populated state in the u.s. expected to overtake new york in the next census to become the 3rd most populated state in the u.s. home to the florida oranges, great year round tourist destination also a yankee playground but ya'll talk bad about the south hmmmmm.
Louisiana- Home to the most unique city in the world New Orleans what city you know can throw a party at somebody funeral?????????????? Even their food and lifestyle set them apart and in there own little world from you Yankees.
Tennesee- Home to Nashville the city of country music and a fast growing metro area which is an estimated 1.5 million. Memphis home of the blues and the 17th largest city in the u.s.
Arkansas- home to one of the biggest chain stores and major fortune 500 company in the u.s. that's right Wal-mart.
Alabama- contrary to what ya'll believe yes i said y'all alabama is a progressive state why do ya'll think they have a toyota and bmw plant located in there state must have been doing something good.
South carolina- home to the of the most visited beache in the south Myrtle beach.
Need any more evidence hell here's my last piece of evidence Gawc worlds cities count 6 southern cities that have international influence 4 of which are gamma cities they are Atlanta, Houston, Dallas, and Miami,if u wanna count Miami. and 2 with small evidence of become world cities which are Richmond V.a. and Charlotte. Need I say more???????????????
so stop putting down the south yea we may have been backwards back in the day but now we coming together and taking the lead in the u.s.
yankee: man my neighbors just packed up and moved and said that there moving to the south
Yankee 2: yea whats up with all the people moving down there
Southerner walks in the neighborhood.
Yankee 2: hey where you from
southerner:im from virginia.
Both Yankees: Virginia??????? what are you doing up north
southerner: o we just looking for places to buy a condo in for when we need a quick break from the southern life.
Yankee: condo????????? but your from the south your suppose to be broke.
Southerner: thats what we want ya"ll to think maybe if ya"ll stop spending your money on low fat lattes, and upscale sushi ya'll can have money like us
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