Yeah eric was spankin the monkey last night
jerking off, whacking away at your member, pulling your pud.
i called dave to go to the bar, but he was too bush spankin' the chimp to go out.
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lubricant used for masturbation i.e. "jerking off" or "spankin it" also known as motion lotion
Oooh, a new porno in the mail...fuck, where did i put my spankin slime?
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the act of getting wasted and passing out only to wake up in a jail cell without knowledge of why.
man, last night i pulled a spankin hankins. i just got out this mornin'.
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Term for when IT or sales staff "work from home" three days per week.
You can't get any fuckin' thing done around here because those support pukes are tele-spankin' the monkey.
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An informal way of complimenting or referring to something big or significant. Particularly something fun, adventurous, or mechevious.
"Hey Chris. You ready to take that rough and unstable car on a 1000 mile road trip!?"
"Yeah man! It's gonna be a butt spankin izz!"
"Dude! You should of seen these cops chase this car going 90mph on the freeway! It was a real butt spankin izz!"
When you spank someone with a knife.
You gonna get a spankin shankin if you don't shut yo mouth fool!