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The act of cumming, but only to the dismay of a group (or less) of people.
commonly used during NNN (No Nut November)
"WTF no hatecrimes you can win NNN D: "
"No *cums on the last day as an act of spite creaming*
When a homeowner constructs an extra tall fence on the section of his property that borders a neighbor's land that he hates. Can be made to obstruct a view, such as in a mountain range.
Garunteed to piss off the offending neighbor.
Dude 1: My neighbor wont tie up his damn dog. It keeps shitting on my lawn. I'm building a spite fence!
Dude 2: Damn good idea! That'll piss him off!
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When a place of business angers you, so you open a competing store out of spite.
Mocha Joe's cafe served me cold coffee, so I'm opening a spite store right next door called Latte Larry's.
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After the course of a breakup the other person may demand you send them small inexpensive trinkets of the relationship back. For example: soap, a soap dispenser, cheap shampoo, floss. It's even further enhanced when the package must be mailed due to a long distance breakup. Usually the case when the other person is going to great lengths make the other miserable.
Erin: you better send me the rest of my bathroom items or I will write a letter to your mom.
Dave: whatever
Erin: what do you mean whatever?!
Dave: mailed your spite-package, that'll be $10.99 for shipping.
Is the opposite of a spite man.
The boyfriend will opt more for the living together arrangement until he is ready to commit with the end result being marriage.
Darnell: Chance are you Cheri ever getting married?
Chance: I love her but I’m still not ready yet.
Darnell: Well your spite woman isn’t helping you.
Chance: You’re Cheri is the one I can’t live without.
Is a boy a girl will use as bait to make her boyfriend or ex-boyfriend jealous by showing up at the same party or public place where he, his friends or family can witness this spectacle firsthand.
Seeing this spite boy with his girlfriend or “ex” will make him want her more. Her purpose is to keep her boyfriend interested or get her “ex” back.
Tony: I see Candi came to the party with Jerome.
Glen: That’s good for her. I’m glad. We broke up.
Tony: You know Jerome is her spite boy not her boo.
Glen: She still does look good. Maybe I’ll go say hi.
Is the opposite of a spite boy.
Seeing this spite girl with her boyfriend or “ex “ will make her want him more and more determine to reassert her position. Turning her into his model girlfriend.
Danielle: Destiny are you still dating Cory?
Destiny: Kind of.
Danielle: He brought his spite girl Shelley to Tom’s.
Destiny: I’m going to sit in our booth with them.