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When an extraordinarily fat woman (usually black) can't get pregnant by traditional means, she employs the assistance of a homosexual gynecologist. Said gynecologist will then fellate (suck off) the baby daddy until the gynecologists mouth is full of black seed. The gynecologist will then spit the fresh load into his hand and fist the patient until she is inseminated. This is the most common method of artificial insemination in the South.
OJ was really busy at work this week. He had an open house pregnancy seminar for the morbidly obese at his clinic. He sucked off at least a dozen men and made 1 Spitter Baby. The other 11 didn't take because he swallowed.
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This is when someone cums in another persons ass and then they fart the cum out.
someone who does not swallow ejaculation.
I would like a blowjob but Des is a salt spitter.
A group of gays, presumably bottoms or thottoms.
Laura, do you think those guys there are gay?
They’re definitely a school of spitters.
Check out the school of spitters passing by.
When one one or more parties chooses to suck a cock and refuses to swallow the seamen thus choosing to spit into a daisy napkin.
She sucked so hard I thought she was gonna swallow until I realized she was a napkin spitter.
It your rear hole or the shit hole or your butthole or your money hole or whatever you call it, it's your asshole.
I hit her in her shitter spitter.
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the act of sucking your guys dick and getting him off letting him cum in your mouth. you then store his juices in your cheek like a chipmunk making him believe you swallowed. you then go in for a kiss and release his stuff back into his mouth, then you run like hell laughing.
im so glad that guy last night wasnt cute, i totally gave him a dirty spitter. haha..bet he doesnt call me anymore.
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