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To mess something up in a dirty way.
You sure stached up that project.
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A ditzy, preppy, shitzel. Obsessed with lip-gloss and shiny things. Have Foul tastes in music and clothing. If I.Q. was converted to dollars, they would't even be able to buy their precious lip smackers.
Hilary Duff is a huge stache.
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A female with vast sexual experience and appetite.
"Yo man, I wouldn't go near that stached scrag!"
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A mustache variant. Specifically, a mad dog (or Hulk Hogan if you prefer) that only combat Vietnam vets can grow after they've reached the age of 55. Only after you have looked eye ball to eye ball with the man in the black pajamas (a worthy fucking adversary) will you be able to grow this mustache.
Most, if not all, of the gentleman sporting this stache will be wearing a Vietnam Veteran hat and a pair of gold aviator sunglasses They may, or may not, also have a kick ass nickname, like "Dead Eye" or "Bunny".
Is your uncle Jack a porn director or a Nam vet?
You can't tell from his supreme nam-stache? I thought it was obvious!
The dad-stache is a unique moustache that is perhaps the pinnacle of all staches. While it appears similar to a 70s porn stache, it is not quite the same since it is not as creepy.
Males can only grow one of these badboys once they have had a kid (in particular a son). It is a biologic reaction that has evolved through the years because such a moustache commands respect from ones offspring and in general demonstrates clear bad-assery.
You kind of had this nasty scum stache vibe going on until your wife had your son. Then all the sudden you developed a wicked dad-stache that made Burt Reynolds look like a pubescent cheeseball!
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A thin, lightly pigmented mustache that is typically sported by young men in or near Smyrna, TN.
"He has a great body but I just can't see past his Smyrna 'Stache."
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