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A person who eats stinky fishy pussy to get it clean!
Stanley Steamer gets carpets cleaner.
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A sexual act where one is required to dig up an old female corpse that is still fleshy in nature yet decomposing. The individual must place their mouth over the vaginal orifice and punch the corpse in the stomach as hard as they can causing whatever is inside to shoot into the said individual's mouth. The result in their mouth must be swallowed.
Another name for The Mummy.
Tough on dirt, gentle on 'carpet.'
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After taking a vape hit, immediately blow a dude.
Even better with bigger hits or if done in rapid succession.
Ah man, after i found out my girlfriend vaped i asked her to give me a stanley steamer, it was fucking lit.
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The fine art of defecating on your loved ones chest, bonus points for creative designs (No pictures required). Once finished you steam clean your lover with a nice golden shower. Congratulations you have performed a successful Stanley steamer, please don’t reproduce.
Matt got three Stanley steamers on the weekend, he’s in heaven.
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When a guy is banging a bitch in the asshole in a sauna. just before he nuts his goo in her he pulls out, thus leaving a gaping hole, and he then stuffs a hot rock in the cavity of poo. Quickly, while she is screaming, he then grabs the pre-placed handy 1 gallon bucket of boiling water and dumps it down her throat, not spilling a drop. At the same time he proceeds to pee on the rock surface exposed through the asshole. The bitch will have steam coming out of her ass and boiling water steam coming out of her mouth.
"Dude, she got the stanley steamer. Her shit will never be the same..."
"The last time I stanley steamed my wife, she didn't even see it coming."
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Poop on the rug, crap in the lap.
She was tired of the usual Cleveland Steamers so she had me give her a Stanley Steamer.
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while a flat stanely character is placed on the chest of a sex partner, take a dump on it. Take a picture and send it to a kid to show where its been.
flat stanely needed some new scenery. he was placed on a nice pair of breasts and dumped on. i think he enjoyed himself getting a flat stanley steamer.
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