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Used to describe the level of anger a Stepfather may have against a child or woman. The rawest form of anger, untamed and furious. When one is overcome with Stepdad Madness, they may exhibit a skin color similar to the blood that was about to be shed, visible veins in the face and may also be prone to using a bottle of alcohol or belt as a weapon. They may also yell in profane absurdities, say that it is someone elses fault, and destroy property as well as people, both physically and emotionally. See also: Beltmaster, Wifemaster, King of the Castle.
Kid #1: Man, did you see those bruises on Jim and his Mom?
Kid #2: Yeah dude, his Stepdad was MAD!
"Don't bother him, or he will enrage and become Stepdad Mad!"
"The door opened. Little Billy heard the cling clang of a belt being unthreaded from blue Wranglers. He was about to become another victim to his brutal beltmaster. The seething bloodshot eyes came closer. Billy pissed his pants. It was Stepdad Mad. It was too late."
"With whiskey on his breath, John belted his stepson across his bare ass. A bruised woman was crying in the corner of the kitchen. John warned "Woman, you will be next if you don't shut the fuck up and make me a steak!". He was Stepdad Mad."
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When you hate something as much as you would hate your stepdad
"Dude, I got stepdad issues with the media." "Yeah I hate it too"
In the brewstew lore, he's known as Michael's stepdad. He's an abusive father, calling Michael FS (fake son) while calling his daughter RD
Michael's stepdad: Ah what the hell?! RD why do you keep saying that?! Fake son, get your ass over here.
Michael's stepdad: Did you teach Tabitha this dolphin dick?
Michael: Uhm no. I don't even know what that is
Michael's stepdad: where the hell did she hear it from?!
Michael: I don't know, we go to Kmart a lot, maybe she heard it here
Michael's stepdad: God damn it, FS! You're getting 10 across the ass!
From Brewstew - little sister
A man who unlawfully takes on the care of children he did not help conceive.
That guy does everything with/for those kids as if they were his and he's not even married to their mom. What a great illegitimate stepdad!
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Your Stepdad, who you’ve known from the time he was bouncing you on his lap since you were little. Left dear old Mom and got remarried to a guy you thought was your Uncle. Who you can now call Step-Stepdad.
Oh my bad, bro. I forgot your Step Dad left your Mom to marry his best man in their wedding making him your Step-Stepdad
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the greatest mother fucker alive. stepdad steve is a great friend and you can always count on him. he is a yeeyeer and hes really funny and if you know a step dad steve you're a lucky gal. micropenis.
stepdad steve is a badass mofo! YEEYEE
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The guy that has sex with your mom and treats you like a piece of dirt
"Andrew comes around here twice a week and acts like a dick hole step dad. Uses my XBox and eats all our food then leaves."
"I hate my dick hole stepdad"