Stories

Persons who greet each other with the word "Story" (an abbreviation of the greeting "What's the Story?"). "Stories" traditionally wear tracksuits and are slightly undesirable.

Here come a bunch of Stories / Bloody Stories / Oh no - Story kids.

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That's the story

Good to hear, affirmation

"It's been a long week, time to kick back and relax!"
"That's the story"

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Story

Two hearts with one mission, to dance together for eternity, is where our story begins. The steps to our much anticipated dance took patience, faith and perseverance… along with realizing we both have two left feet at times. Shockingly more her:) Toe stepping, no problem for our hearts, as Our hearts with this unimaginable, unexplainable love prevailed for our happily ever after.

To experience our story with YOU!!!!

I love you!!!
My heart anxiously waits to dance !!!

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Fish Story

Fish Story – Noun – Name often given to a exaggerating fisherman (redundant) who always amplifies and embellishes about their fishing adventures and catches.

Fish Story was telling me about all the Salmon, Halibut, Ling Cod and Wahoo he caught, He is such an exaggerating liar.

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True story

A seemingly false tale which upon closer examination is not false, it's true, therefore a , True story.

Sassy Addie Davis Invented Evergreen City, the pretend casino with make-believe money , True story

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bicycle story

When some kid is riding his bicycle and he really has to take a dump and he cant wait till he gets home so he craps his pants while riding the bike.

when a kid craps on himself while riding a bike. Thats the Bicycle Story

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Sea story

Noun:

1) a nautical version of an urban legend, simmular to a fairy tale. There are two differences between a Sea Story and a fairy tale:

a) a fairy tale usually begins with "Once upon a time..." where a sea story invariably in introduced with (sic) "This ain't no shit..."

b) a fairy tale ends with the words "...and they lived happily ever afterwards" whereas a sea story will always conclude "...and things have been f*cked up ever since! "

in all other respects a Sea story and a fairy tale are exactly the same.

2) any bullshit stories passed on by seafarers, longshoremen and other nautical workers; usually focusing on conditions at sea or sexual exploits, fighting and drunkenness ashore.

Lars told the green deckhand a sea story about how he jumped ship in Hong Kong and fought off the entire shore patrol with his left arm in a sling.

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