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A term commonly used to refer to an expensive beer that tastes like shit. Usually refers to a beer that only a Hippie will drink so he can prove that he is a Hippie, and to insure there is no confusion with the fact he is a worthless mother fucker.
1.What the fuck Jim.....get the fuck outta here with that fuckwater stout....what the fuck is going on here?
2. Man Im gonna get my swerve on just as soon as I find a few more dollars in change for some dark-brew (fuckwater stout) from these couch cushions.
3. You come in here smellin like petuli one more time and Ill bash your face in with that bottle of fuckwater stout.
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a story told to you by a friend that is totally meaningless and your life is worse off because you listened to this story. stories usually involve guns, drugs, fishing, driving or your cool friends that live out of town.
stout story teller - "my grandpa lives on the border of mexico, im gonna ride on gators and shoot his ak 47's at mexicans"
A form of beer, specifically a stout, brewed incredibly strong so as to survive long sea journeys.
It is 10% alcohol, jet black, consistency of cough syrup, and tastes almost exactly like chewing tobacco. Served at room temperature. Beer as man was meant to drink.
By the time you get one glass down you're half-buzzed, your tastebuds are dead and you're not hungry for dinner anymore.
In short, it is the only true Man Beer in the world and will put some hair on your ass.
Real men drink Imperial Stout.
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Lucas John "Luke" Helder (born May 5, 1981) also known as the Midwest Pipe Bomber, is an American domestic terrorist and former University of Wisconsin–Stout student from Pine Island, Minnesota. In 2002, while attending the University of Wisconsin–Stout, Helder planned to plant pipe bombs in mailboxes across the United States to create a smiley face shape on the United States map.
Less than a year after a University of Wisconsin-Stout student was charged with planting pipe bombs in mailboxes, a second UW-Stout student faces criminal charges related to the devices. The 19-year-old student was charged Monday with possessing explosives after being found with 11 pipe bombs in his dorm room.
"If I had a nickel for every time a Stout engineering student made Stout Complaints, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice"
"Don't get so heated you send a Stout Complaint"
"Some diabolical separatist organizations sent Stout Complaints to their opponents"
"There are tutorials on building Stout Complaints which I wholeheartedly disavow."
A person that is better than you at partying. He gets awesome.
"Cameron Stout is a way better partier than me."
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Wisconsin's polytechnic university, comprises nearly 9000 students from all over the world. Often looked at as the back-up school or reject campus in the UW-System, nothing could be further from the truth. With one of the best aesthetic campuses, highest job placement rates and most notorious party reputation in the state, UW-Stout kicks the shit out of every other 4-year campus beneath Madison. Oh, and one of the best men's hockey teams in the country to boot.
Often imitated on Thursday nights around the state, but never duplicated... UW-Stout.
Jackie: Hey! I got into UW-Stevens Point!
John: Really? I'm sorry!
Jackie: Why?
John: Because your going to a trashy hippie school with no decent partying where everything about it blows a dick
Jackie: Oh shit, *crying*
John: Put your app in at UW-Stout, we do it right! Believe that!
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a cookie obsessed guy, who’s terrified of moths, yogurt and bananas
part of a band called the tyne, who have toured with new hope club
he is 74 yrs old, and seems to have a thing for DTU👍🏻👍🏻
twitter love him and he’s cute
love you coops❤️
cooper stout means to be funny and loved
‘aw he’s such a cooper stout’ = aw he’s so nice
girl 1: give me a rose
cooper: nah fam
girl 2: love ya
cooper: love you too