verb: to hide gay-themed decor or other items in one's home to prepare a visit by friends or family who don't know that one is gay.
I need to straighten up my apartment before mom comes next weekβcan I store the Bruce Weber coffee-table books and Sunset Boulevard posters at your place?
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means to duff somebody...kill em. Kill a dude them have the morgue staighten him out so they can put him in the casket.
..."I'm about to go straighten out this homo"
Mike: "Aye, you hear about Chris?"
Tony: "Yea, I heard some dude from Philly came to town and straightened his ass out, I guess it was some old business."
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how in the hortense do i straiten my bananas without a banana straitener.
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When pubic hair is caught in the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis; usually in a painful way. Almost always accidental.
Dude, I got a gnarly Hair Straightener last night!
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When you have to come out as straight to people that perceived you as homosexual.
He was hitting on me, so I had to tell him that I wasn't gay. I was just straightening up the closet.
burns on the neck from hair straighteners that look like hickeys.
Everyone thought it was a real hickey, but it was just a hair straightener hickey.
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a heated device where you put your hair in between to hot plates and it makes them straight. the people using them either want to have straight hair, or look like asians.
straightening my hair will work perfectly for my asian halloween costume!
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