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A child that has been delivered vaginally or a male penis.
"Your baby is so cute. He's a cooter stretcher."
"His penis is so big it's a cooter stretcher."
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The act of stretching/pulling the penis to its full extent while going piss in a urinal in an attempt to make your flacid penis look large.
Jake-man the guy next to me was checking out my dick so I had to intimadate him with the ol' penis stretcher.
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When you get so drunk that you pass out in multiple places and wake up because either a cop is trying to wake you up or sprinklers squirt on your face. You then proceed to rat out some of your "friends."
Dude you totally pulled a margaux stretcher, we couldnt find you for hours until someone found you passed out on the street!
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Stretching a females anus with your penis, akaanal
Ring stretcher,
Stretched the wife’s ring last night she is sore today as in I had anal sex with my wife and her anus is stretched
It's a piece of SHIT. Poop. Crap.
Your a Butthole stretcher....
I dont want a baby, all they are is a damn pussy stretcher.
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Similar to an ear stretcher but is placed in the rear end. Can range from a 3mm diamater to 25mm. Varies in colours and for best results leave in when walking around despite looking like you have laid a log in your pants.
Jj: hey Bill, can i borrow your 12mm anal stretcher my 6mm is to loose and my ass ate it.
Bill: sure thing mate mine has a pull string so won't get lost
Yost: hey guys, my 25mm piece is too tight, know where i can get a 20mm anal stretcher from ?
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