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A strip club vacation is when you camp out in a tent for a few days because you cant afford to buy a hotel because you have been spending hundreds of dollars on fucking strippers.
Dude i totally gave that stripper like $500 and fucked her 12 times on that last strip club vacation. I regret nothing.
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When you meet a blonde stripper with a blonde hairy bush, while on her period and go down on her
Man I can’t wait to get me some Strip Club Spaghetti!
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When multiple girls squirt into a bowl and they serve it in a strip club
Damn did you taste that strip club soup it be banging
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Very, very bored . . .
Kurt: I'm as bored as a blind man in a strip club
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra
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is when your at a strip club and you take a ten dollar roll of quarters and put the end in your mouth. the stripper with then straddle your head and with her pussy take the ten dollar roll of quarters out of your mouth and stand up and let them hang out of her pussy over your head!! just hope they dont fall out on you.
dude last night at the strip club me and the stripper were going to "hang ten" strip club lingo, but she was loose thats how i got this black eye.
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An unwanted situation:
When there isn’t a single dealer open in a 15 mile radius and you just smoked your last doob.
Or
A getaway line when you really don’t want to return someone’s advances.
In case of doobie drought:
Samantha: “I want to cry.”
Tenzin: “Why, whats wrong?”
Samantha: “Just finished my last nug, it’s going to be a long week. This town is drier than a lesbian in a male strip club.”
In case of Nice Guys and Pick me Girls:
Hanna, to friends: “Tonight’s been so fun, it’s been great to see you guys”
Random Bobilly: “Hey beautiful, let me buy you a drink, I’ll make your night amazing.”
Hanna: “Aha, no..... The thought actually makes me drier than a lesbian in a male strip club. Bye.”
When a stripper puts her mouth on your penis and or testicles or all of the above, pants on, and breathes and vibrates your penis. Giant cock tease, but it is the strip club legal version of a traditional hummer.
I had a giant case of blue balls after the strip club hummers I got during all those lap dances at the Gold Club in dirty BR.