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Either a table top vice that attaches to the table by way of a suction cup.
Or a person that simultaneously sucks all of the positivity, energy and motivation out of the room whilst generating an immense feeling of vice like pressure.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen the latest crap Mike has been spouting off in the office?
Person 2: Oh god, what is it this time? That guy is such a suction vice.
Person 1: I know right, he has the whole office on edge. The guy is a total creep.
Suction therapy completely relieves men of their stress.
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the ass of a cat; the circular hole below the tail which expands and releases shit/flatulance
cats are the only animal that you can wake up at 3am turn around on your pillow and see a suction butt right in your face!!!!!
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The name given to the chair infront of your computer that you sit on to go on line. Once seated in it and going on line (facebook, aol, google, news, etc) it sucks you in to a much longer period of time than you planned.
I call my computer chair my SUCTION SEAT because although I only planned to be on line for 20 minutes, when I looked at the clock after finishing, I was on line for 2 1/2 hours!
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A derogatory term for a female who engages in oral sex, or more commonly known as giving dome, all the time. She is proud of her status as an object whose sole purpose is sucking. Use the term wisely.
"Hey, Leah, give head to more guys...you suction device!"
"Shutup. I'm gonna go cry now." She then proceeds to do what suction devices do best to cheer herself up.
When one gives a blowjob using a vacuum cleaner.
Nate was so lonely after his wife left him he got the vacuum and gave himself some tubular suction
When she starts to suck in air with her ass and fart it out after u nut inside it.
Him: "Imma nut bby", *nuts
Her: *ass starts gaping and gurgling
Him: "whoah, she's doin' the fartlet suction"
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