a moose
Perry shot a swamp donkey last night and its getting butchered.
Fat, ugly, smelly, nasty bitch with yellow snaggle teeth and horrible breath. Usually works part time as a janitor in the local elementary school and drives around town in a piece o shit car.
"Do your sister's really hang out with the swamp donkey?"
"Umm... NO!"
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Extremely repulsive/hideous woman.
I woke up in the morning after a big night next to the ultimate swamp donkey.
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noun: (swam-pa-dawn-kee) origin. Houston:
1. A very unattractive person, usually having an extremely large gap in their teeth and an overbite. Most likely to be more than 50% overweight but not a must.
2. An ugly ass person.
Ricky Smiley. Damn swamp donkey
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A fat fugly chick who stalks drunk, weak, and/or insecure men and and takes advantage of them sexually.
That damn swamp donkey is fucking the WTs again!
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Swampdonkey = slang for a MOOSE (it's a New England, especially Maine thing)
That swampdonkey jumped right out in front of my rig when I was doing 90 MPH!
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1. a female who sleeps with other girls' boyfriends and has no shame in it
2. one who collects many diseases while treading through the "swamp" and is therefore a truly dirty person
3. one who carries a grocery bag for sleepovers because they're disposable and she doesn't want to get a nice one dirty in the merky waters
Man, that jerk cheated on me with a swamp donkey!
I heard that swamp donkey's newest disease is syphilis.
I found that swamp donkey's grocery bag in his bedroom!
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