Public swimming pool

Budget whale watching

Hey James, wanna go to the public swimming pool with us

No, im not big on whale watching

swimming in my pool

Having sex in a bathtub. Can be used in more than 2 people context or just 2.

JFK: "Hey! Let's all go swimming in my pool! And by pool I mean bathtub. And by swimming, I mean SEX-"

west virginia swimming pool

when a guy nuts in a chick's ear and turns it into a pool of sperm.

Oh shit girl, you got some big ass ears. I can't wait to turn them into a West Virginia swimming pool

swimming in a pool of his own piss

Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).

Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.

a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.