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national kick tall people decade

at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher

"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
πŸ‘Ή

by tall people should shrink October 13, 2022


National Trip Tall People Day

Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5’4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller

Fellow midgets we must rejoice, it is national trip tall people day

by Poop_Snorkler October 20, 2021


National Slap Tall People Month

October 1st-October 31st You Can Slap Tall People

Hey its National Slap Tall People Month

by Quinn gs fgfn October 16, 2021

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


kick tall people day pt 2

literally kick tall people day again on May 4th because one anti-tall day wasn't enough πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ”ͺ

me looking for the straights on kick tall people day pt 2: πŸ˜πŸ€¨πŸ”ŽπŸ•΅οΈ

by hetphobic April 30, 2022


National beat the crap out of tall people day

On October 23rd, you can beat the crap out of anyone over 5’6”

Consent not needed.

β€œI’m going to beat the crap out of you.”
β€œWtf why?”
β€œIt’s National beat the crap out of tall people day”

by Sponge87 October 21, 2021


Punch Tall People Month

During the month of November, people under 5’ 6 may punch tall people in revenge for throw tall people month

Person under 5’ 6: Hey, you threw me during throw short people month.
Person above 5’ 6: Yeah…
Person under 5’ 6: Well, now its punch tall people month, so I’ll punch you.

by PeacockSequence October 16, 2022


International throw kinda tall people day

For your friends who are too tall for 'National throw short people day' but still wanna throw them without their permission. On July 29th, you're able to throw anyone who's 5'6 1/2 or shorter

Let throw them kinda tall but not that tall bitches cuz it's International throw kinda tall people day

by Shit Of The Stain October 14, 2021