at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher
"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
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Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5β4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller
Fellow midgets we must rejoice, it is national trip tall people day
October 1st-October 31st You Can Slap Tall People
Hey its National Slap Tall People Month
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literally kick tall people day again on May 4th because one anti-tall day wasn't enough πππͺ
me looking for the straights on kick tall people day pt 2: ππ€¨ππ΅οΈ
On October 23rd, you can beat the crap out of anyone over 5β6β
Consent not needed.
βIβm going to beat the crap out of you.β
βWtf why?β
βItβs National beat the crap out of tall people dayβ
During the month of November, people under 5β 6 may punch tall people in revenge for throw tall people month
Person under 5β 6: Hey, you threw me during throw short people month.
Person above 5β 6: Yeahβ¦
Person under 5β 6: Well, now its punch tall people month, so Iβll punch you.
For your friends who are too tall for 'National throw short people day' but still wanna throw them without their permission. On July 29th, you're able to throw anyone who's 5'6 1/2 or shorter
Let throw them kinda tall but not that tall bitches cuz it's International throw kinda tall people day