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£10 worth of weed weighs 1.9(inc bag)
can i have a tenner bag
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Pro skater from the scheme in Scotland often seen at shred skatepark doing kick turns and ollies
Yeah Cole shred the Knar shred the Knar Cole tenner!
To wrap ones penis in two 5 quid notes and engage in furious sex with a consenting partner. Sometimes the notes are put into a condom other times the notes are simply taped to the penis.
Guy 1: S'up, get up to much at the weekend?
Guy 2: Sure did man, I gave the girl from the sandwich place a soggy tenner, she loved it.
Gut 1: Nice!
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Someone who's iPod is comprised only of songs that have been on the iTunes top ten songs list.
Jake is such a top tenner, he keeps playing new Eminem and Over by Drake.
Far from being the work of any one individual, the phrase Soapy Tenner has existed since the agricultural revolution, when Jethrow Tull - fresh from inventing either the seed drill or the spinning jenny - staggered into a local house of ill repute, and demanded a 'soapy titwank' to wash the filth that clung to his nether regions.
The quick witted whore replied that she'd want a 'soapy tenner' before she let him ream her jubblies with his filthy love-wand, and Tull agreed.
after shooting a sticky load into her hair, he proceeded to knee her in the crotch and run off without paying. The phrase 'Soapy Tenner' came to mean a tenner you're never likely to see.
I bet you a soapy tenner Jethrow Tull didn't invent the spinning jenny, fool.
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when you want to “peg” some one and you need money at the same time so you peg ya for a tenner. However you could use more money like twenty or a fiver , that’s a bit cheap, or even if you’re feeling it £50
last night i pegged her for a tenner and it was GREAT
woah only a tenner
ill peg ya for a tenner
British slang meaning a double-handed blowjob. All ten fingers are used hence the name.
man: “I gave a homeless man a tenner on the tube.”
woman: “You’re not supposed to give them money, you know.”
man: “Money???”
“Willy so big she had to give me a tenner last night!“