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national throw your shortest best friend day
hey buddy do you know what day it is, it’s October 24th
oh god please no
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national eat a pussy out day
the most beautiful people are born on this day. also the inventor of apple was born this day
person) you know when the most beautiful person in the worlds birthday is?
person 2) february 24th duh
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The day of the Josh fight. A popular meme, created back in 2020 was a person creating a Facebook messanger group consisting of 10-20 people, all named Josh. On April 24th, 2021, 12pm, all Joshes are to meet at co-ordinates 40.8223286, -96.7982002, and fight. The winning Josh gets to keep his name and walk off as victor. All of the losers must change their name. From screenshots of texts from all Joshes, they seem to be up for it. May the best Josh win.
Adam: hey dude, have you heard of April 24th?
Steve: yeah bro, the Josh Fight is going down...It's alot cooler than national rape day
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Either the best day or the worst day of your life. 1) YOU MIGHT GET ASKED OUT BY YOUR CRUSH 2) YOU MIGHT DIE BECAUSE YOUR CRUSH IS A MURDERER
Man October 24th has got to be the best/worst day of my life. Like, I might die. Or, I’ll receive the best news ever!
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Congratulations. If your birthday is on this special day then you are hella hot and super nice. Go hug that special person if it’s their birthday on February 24th!
It’s February 24th! Let’s go give Susie a large flatscreen TV because it’s her birthday! Woo hoo!
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*National Go For It Day!*
go for it. talk to him/her. or just go for whatever you have been hesitant on. you can do it!
anyone born on this day is just awesome. sometimes they are kinda awkward and weird, but get to know them and they're the funniest person you will ever meet. sometimes they are on the shorter side, and usually have darker hair and eyes. they are also super cute :)
"dang man, that new girl is funny and sweet af!"
"yes sir, bet she born on august 24th"
Only the baddest of all bitches were born on this day. Fuck it up baddies
“I heard that sarah was a bad bitch 🤩” “yeah because she was born on april 24th” I LOVE U SUSAN.
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