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Brainwashing device for small children, torture device for everyone else.
I would rather perform some painful act to myself than have to watch "Barney".
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A character who is idolized by 4 year olds.Also molests kids after his show
Kid:"Mom,I just got molested by Barney!"
Mom:"Thats great honey!"
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An evil dinasaur that hangs around with little kids and eats them. That's why there's different kids on almost every show.
Kid: Aaaaaaaaahhhhh help meeeeeeeeee -- *is cut off)!!!!
Barney: Finger-lickin' good!
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1. The Purple Pestilence.
2. A snowboarder over 50.
1. Please kill me, Barney is on tv
2. Look at that barney he's got the steez!
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Happened one day in the studio Dancing around in a do-si-do The purple monstrosity was waving his arms We were falling victim to his evil charms
He brushed against a candle and he started to smoke And now we're all laughing at the dinosaur choke Oh boy, Barney's on fire! It's what we've always desired We'll watch the flames get higher Just don't try to put him out Purple fur was flying ashes everywhere And all of the kids just continued to stare The guy inside the suit, he started to yell We probably should've helped him but what the hell
He threw himself violently against the wall He fell to his knees and he tried to crawl away Oh Boy, Barney's on fire!
This is our secret desire We'll help the flames burn brighter But don´t you try to put him out Oh boy, Barney's on fire! This is what we've always desired
Wont you help us fan the flames higher
And you better not try to put him out
Barney's no longer ignited We're feeling somewhat slighted He's laying in a heap on the floor We poked him with a stick cause we had to be sure HE WAS DEAD
"Everyone hates Barney dont they"
"Yea they do thank god hes DEAD"
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cockney rhyming slang for trouble.
barney...barney rubble...trouble!
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