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A subsidized fast food restaurant that uses foot lettuce.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce, the last thing you would want in you Burger King burger is somebody else's foot fungus," said Top 15s - Dillan is chillin.
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1. A popular, second-rate American fast food restaraunt
2. A verb, commonly used in Babylon, NY that denotes an act of hardcore, often vicious sexual intercourse in which the receiving partner sustains grave wounds or is even killed.
1. "Bro I went to Burger King last night and I found cat shit in my nuggets"
2. "hey man I was Burger Kinging this bitch in my car and I had to take her to the emergency room afterwards"
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It's like that other very popular international burger franchise, but better. The taste is better, quantity is better, literally everything is better.
The only downside is that not every BK place grills their burgers in the same way. For example the one in my local neighborhood always outputs juicy whoppers with a strong flame-grilled taste, but the one further from my place is always dry and stale and lacking in flavor. So if you think BK tastes meh, that probably because you've only eaten at the bad BK places. Try eating at more locations, you'll soon be bound to stumble across a quality BK.
McDonald's: WHO ARE YOU???
Burger King: I'm you but better.
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typical American fast food outlet which has outspread its' greasy claws to every corner of the Earth.
horrible service at every UK store I've been to: employees don't speak English, are unable to use a till and take on average five minutes to get your entire meal to the front counter. and the meat is always burnt.
if you want 100g of fat in a burger, go to McDonald's instead of Burger King
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also: BK
An abbreviation for a major Boner Killer. The mere thought of this homely individual will snuff out the most raging boner.
guy 1: I was going to have to stand up to do my presentation for the class in like 30 seconds, and i had this gigantic rager that wouldn't quit!
guy 2: Oh no! What happened?
guy 1: Luckily the girl presenting before me was a 250 pound bra-less burger king, with gnarly camel toe to boot...
guy 2: Dear God, your boner never stood a chance.
guy 1: Yeah, I nearly felt sorry for it.
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I got food poisoning from eating their food.
Fuck Burger King and their poorly cooked shit.
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Another fast food chain selling fat injections for 3.99. Higher dose fat injection available for 50 cent more. Burnt hamburger patties, wilted lettuce, excessive use of mayonaise, and intentionally stale french fries featured here.
Friend: Hey, want to eat at Burger King today?
Me: Mouth full of charcoal? I'll pass..
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