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Cookie Monster

adjective - Describing a vocal style common in heavy modern rock bands, where the singer employs a low, throaty voice that is reminiscent of the well-known muppet character.

noun - a singer/vocalist who employs this vocal technique.

Man, I hate all of those cookie-monster bands.

by secretdonkey June 20, 2003

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cookie monster

someone whom enjoy's giving oral sex to the female gender.
Personally i prefer eating pussy (or to be politically
correct licking vagina)damn good she-it). Much like a chicken head giving oral to a male, a cookie monster knows how to give a proper lick-job. It involes using your tongue and gently rubbing the clitoris to help the female achieve orgasm.
How a man skeets in a womans mouth, female when they cum liquid squirts from the clit area this means your doing a good job.

Eating pussy...carpet muncher...lickin' the clit...
If it smells like chicken keep on licking..but if it smells
like trout get the fuck out...Black folks say its only for
White folks, but we know they lick da snatch, chalk full
of nutrients that are good for you, like getting your
balls licked, skeeting on her,(she won't lick unless you
lick, of corse unless she's a trick). I'm a cookie monster
and damn proud...

by ToDDieTiCKLeS September 7, 2005

55๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cookie Monster

Blue furry puppet from the childrens show Sesame street known for eating cookies. Also used to describe the lack of vocal talent ie. Ja Rule, DMX,

Why does MTV promote Cookie monster artists like Ja Rule.

by Bigdickylewis November 3, 2003

35๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


cookie monster

The furry blue monster who eats large amounts of cookies on children's TV.

The cookie monster better quit eating too many cookies, or else he's gonna be obese.

by CanDA19 June 16, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


cookie monster

a person who checks the cookies on other peoples computers in the hope of finding out something about their sexual habits

Dude 1: "Hey can I check out Facebook on your laptop?"
Dude 2: (passes laptop)"Sure, here you are..."
Dude 1: (turns screen slightly away from friend) "Thanks, won't be a moment"
Dude 2: "Hey, what are you doing? That's not Facebook...are you snooping on me? You goddamn frickin' cookie monster."

by fieldingmellish April 25, 2009

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The Cookie Monster

When a man takes a full stack of Chips Ahoy cookies and places them at the entrance to a woman's vagina. He then proceeds to push the entire stack of cookies into her vaginal cavity and break them up with his penis as they begin intercourse.

Amy: He gave you The Cookie Monster?
Betty: Yeah I'm queefing fucking crumbs!

by TheSuperPoobzMassacre January 30, 2009

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Cookie Monster

The most aggressive form of eating. (Verb)

1. To demolish any type of edible item in an enthusiastic and violent fashion.

2. Displaying the utmost excitement and appetite for any form of sexual activity.

"When those cookies are finished baking, I'm going to cookie monster that shit!"

"I'm so hungry, I could cookie monster a horse!"

"Dude, that chick is so hot, I want to cookie monster her ass!"

"Her pussy was so sweet, I cookie monstered it for hours."

by knight_sliver August 10, 2014

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