Dad

A father who his child can rely on. He hugs and jokes and treats his family with respect, caring for the child, making sure that they want to live and keep them from harm from others and their selves. He listens to his child, he cares for their interests and never laughs at their mistakes. He understands his child's dream and ambitions and would go out of his way to help them reach this. He never puts money at a higher importance, and knows that he cannot buy love.
Above all, he will not hurt his daughter.

Dad often gives hugs to their children

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how could i know what a dad is? i eat my cereal with water.

a guy: i love my dad.

me: i love my water

Dad

Leaves you when you are young for either milk or cigarettes.

Dad! I haven’t seen you in ten years!

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Dad

where are you?

It's been 10 years. The gas station is only a mile away. Please come back dad

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The often overlooked and underappreciated parental figure. Just because he didnt give birth to you doesnt mean he can't love you the same, or more than a mother can. Also, whats up with the husband getting a 3000 dollar ring for the wife, on mothers day, and the wife getting the husband a 2 dollar tie for fathers day?

Dads have it rough. Having to be placed in the deadbeat dad category whenever you screw up really sucks. (Although some dads really do suck big time, like those ones that just run off, and leave the mother with a pregnant baby, and take absolutely no responsibility at all. They suck.

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1. The guy who never came back from the store
2. Self claimed friend who decided to adopt you because of your daddy issues

1. "Hey mom when will dad bring the milk back."
2. "Oh hey I'm your dad now cause your dad's a bitch,"

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Dad

Someone who always tells you to ask your mom

Me: Hey dad, can Jimmy come over today?
Dad: I don’t know, ask your mother

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